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Bodohland politicians are bidding for Nobel corruption prize

A few politicians from BN and PR were invited by Nobel Price Committee to bid for a newly launched Nobel corruption award.

They have to convince the Nobel Prize Committee that they are the most corrupt politician in the world during the interviews.

Shahrizat said, “I had made 20,000 cows flying and disappearing from the sky.”

Nobel Price Committee approved her claim.

Khalid said, “I have made Chinese and Indian students in Selangor disappearing from the sky”.

Nobel Price Committee approved Khalid’s claim is better than Shahrizat.

Samy Vellu said, “I had dig out a new river just to build a new bridge for villagers.”

Nobel Price Committee rated his claim is better than Khalid.

Dais said, “I had made a busload of Bank Negara’s gold bars disappearing from the sky.”

Nobel Price Committee rated his claim is better than Samy Vellu.

Mahathir, “I has made RM52 billion funds for bumipuetras disappearing from the sky.”

Nobel Price Committee rated his claim is better than Dais.

Taib said, ” I had made 2/3 virgin jungles in Sarawak disappearing from the sky.”

Nobel Price Committee rated his claim is better than Mahathir.

Lim Guan Eng said, “I have made 50,000 HDB-grade flats falling from the sky.”

Nobel Price Committee rejected his claim, but recommended LGE to apply for the Nobel Talking Cock prize.

The indisputable winner for Nobel Corruption Prize is Taib.

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Ngayub says:

BN should submit this list to support their claim for corruption:

1. PKFZ RM12bill
2. Submarine RM500mil
3. Sime Darby RM964mil
4. Paya Indah Westland RM88mil
5. Posmalaysia (transmile) RM230mil lost
6. Eurocopter deal RM1bil waste?
7. Terengganu Stadium Collapsed RM292mil
8. MRR2 rpeair cost RM70mil
9. Maybank Overpay for BII RM4bil
10. Tourism NYY kickback RM10mil
11. 3 paintings bought by MAS RM 1.5M
12. Overpayment by Sport Ministry -RM 8.4M
13. London‘s white elephant sports complex — RM 70M
14. MRR2 Repairs RM 70M
15. MATRADE rpeairs — RM 120M
16. Cost of new plane used by PM RM 200M
17. InventQ irrecoverable debt RM 228M
18. Compensation for killing crooked bridge — RM 257M
20. Lost in selling Augusta — RM 510M
21. Worth of AP given out in a year RM 1.8B
22. Submarines (future Muzium Negara artifacts)- RM 4.1B
23. PSC Naval dockyard RM 6.75B
24. The Bank Bumiputra twin scandals in the early 1980s saw US$1 billion (RM3.2 billion in 2008 ringgit)
25. The Maminco attempt to corner the world tin market in the 1980s is believed to have cost some US$500 million. (RM1.6 billion)
26. Betting in foreign exchange futures cost Bank Negara Malaysia RM30 billion in the 1990s.
27. Perwaja Steel resulted in losses of US$800 million (RM2.56 billion).
28. Use of RM10 billion public funds in the Valuecap Sdn. Bhd. operation to shore up the stock market
29. Banking scandal of RM700 million losses in Bank Islam
30. The sale of M.V. Agusta by Proton for one Euro making a loss of €75.99 million (RM 348 million)
31. Wang Ehsan from oil royalty on Terengganu RM7.4 billion from 2004 – 2007 32. Philharmonic Orchestra has swallowed a total of RM500 million. Hiring a kwai-lo CEO with salary of more than RM1 M per annum !
33. Advisors Fees: Mahathir was paid RM180,000, Shahrizat Abdul Jalil (women and social development affairs) RM404,726 and Abdul HamidOthman (religious) RM549,675 per annum
34. The government has spent a total of RM3.2 billion in PPSMIover the past five. Out of the amount, the government paid a whopping RM2.21 billion for the purchase of information and computer technology (ICT) equipments which it is unable to give a breakdown. Govt paid more than RM6k per notebook vs per market price of less than RM3k through some new consortiums that setup just to transact the notebook deal. There was no math & science content for the teachers and the notebooks are all with the teachers’ children now.
35. The commission paid for purchase of jets and submarines to two private companies Perimeker Sdn Bhd and IMT Defence Sdn Bhd amounted to RM910 million.
36. RM300 million to compensate Gerbang Perdana for the RM1.1 billion “Crooked Scenic Half-Bridge”
37.RM1.3 billion have been wasted building the white elephant Customs, Immigration and Quarantine (CIQ) facilities on cancellation of the Malaysia-Singapore scenic bridge
38. RM 100 million on renovation of Parliament building and leaks
39. National Astronaut Programme – RM 40 million (what happened to the experiment our Space Tourist was supposed to have carried out?)
40. National Service Training Programme – yearly an estimate of RM 500 million
41. Eye on Malaysia – RM 30 million and another RM5.7 million of free ticket
42. RM 2.4 million on indelible ink
43. Samy announced in September 2006 that the government paid compensation amounting to RM 38.5 billion to 20 highway companies. RM380 million windfalls for 9 toll concessionaires earned solely from the toll hike in 2008 alone.
44. RM32 million timber export kickbacks involving companies connected to Sarawak Chief Minister and his family.
45. Two bailouts of Malaysia Airline System RM7.9 billion. At atime when MAS incurring losses every year, RM1.55 million used to buy three paintings to decorate its chairman’s (Munir) office.
46. Putra transport system bailout which cost RM4.486 billion.
47. STAR-LRT bailout costing RM3.256 billion.
48. National Sewerage System bailout costing RM192.54 million.
49. Seremban-Port Dickson Highway bailout costing RM142 million.
50. Kuching Prison bailout costing RM135 million.
51. Kajian Makanan dan Gunaan Orang Islam bailout costing RM8.3 million.
52. Le Tour de Langkawi bailout costing RM 3.5 Million.
53. Wholesale distribution of tens of millions of shares in BursaMalaysia under guise of NEP to cronies, children and relatives of BN leaders and Ministers worth billions of ringgits
54. Alienation of tens of thousands of hectares of commercial lands and forestry concessions to children and relatives of BN leaders and Ministers worth tens of billions of ringgits.
55. Since 1997, Petronas has handed out a staggering 30 billion ringgit in natural gas subsidies to IPPs who were making huge profits.In addition, there were much wastages and forward trading of Petronas oil in the 1990s based on the low price of oil then. Since the accounts of Petronas are for the eyes of Prime Minister only, we have absolutely no idea of the amount.
56. RM5700 for a car jack worth RM50
57. Government-owned vehicle consumed a tank of petrol worth RM113 within a few minutes
58. A pole platform that cost RM990 was bought for RM30,000
59. A thumbdrive that cost RM90 was bought for RM480
60. A cabinet that cost RM1,500 was bought for RM13,500
61. A flashlight that cost RM35 was bought for RM143
62. Expenses for 1 Malaysia campaign paid to APCO?
63. RM17 billion subsidy to IPP
64. USD24 million diamond ring for Ro$mah — cancellation of order — how much compensation???
65. Cattle/Cow gate by family of Sharizat RM250 million
66. Road to London RM30 million – no Gold to show!